The New Year is only a few days old and people have already made and broken their resolutions! I honestly don’t understand why people go through with this whole shebang EVERY year. But oh well, this does generate some witty, hilarious and pathetic tweets. And at the end of the day, we are all in basically for the laughs.The New Year is only a few days old and people have already made and broken their resolutions! I honestly don’t understand why people go through with this whole shebang EVERY year. But oh well, this does generate some witty, hilarious and pathetic tweets. And at the end of the day, we are all in basically for the laughs.
So here goes:
1. Small victories indeed
Happy new year everyone. If you haven’t broken your New Years resolution yet, consider it a solid start to 2018. #SmallVictories
— James Cybulski (@JamesCybulski) January 1, 2018
2. Motivation kills
I haven't even made any yet…. pic.twitter.com/EqA8t8nuhf
— oOoMellieoOo (@oOoMellieoOo) January 2, 2018
3. He lasted 11 hours – how about you?
ive already broken one of my resolutions ,, its been 11 hours
— darcey (@nmdanti) January 1, 2018
4. This one seems to have it all figured out. You need to have LESS resolutions to be successful
How many resolutions do you have?
— AlbinoGorilla (@pyngthyngs) January 2, 2018
5. See you on the other side?
— Darren Maddy (@DarrenMaddy) January 1, 2018
6. Err… maybe this person is still stuck in 2017
only one day in 2018 and i'm already drunk, crying, and have broken all two of my resolutions
— MJ (@mjewer_) January 1, 2018
Me too. But at least you're not naked watching sixteen candles.
— richard raguth (@thetickster73) January 2, 2018
8. Ain’t that the spirit?
My resolutions: don’t drop my phone and stop overeating. I’ve broken one already, just waiting to break the other 😅
— Hania (@haniainabox) January 1, 2018
9. It says ‘scientific’ I guess it’s legit
Besides, scientifically the more pounds you put on the more fertile you are, the more and better orgasms you have, basically everything that makes women better than men you have more of the more of you there is to love
— HorrorWriter,Touring (@Cross_Genre) January 2, 2018
10. At least her confidence is on point
Guess who already broke their New Year's resolution about not embarrassing themselves on a night out 😇
— MichelleDunne (@DunneMichelle) January 8, 2018
11. She did get to nap – that’s something
♡ • jan 7, 2018 • ♡
i took a really nice nap today but tomorrow school starts again and i still haven’t touched any homework lgi already broke my new year’s resolution of not procrastinating
— dorothy (@fangirldorothy) January 8, 2018
12. Massages are more important than saving
Eff my fiscally responsible 2018 resolution, I'm getting a massage tomorrow. A cheap one. But I'm broken.
— Janie Haddad Tompkins (@janiehaddad) January 1, 2018
13. Well aren’t you adorable…hey!
My new year’s resolution was to stop being so adorable. Day 1 and I’ve already broken it.
— Kirsty Webeck 🏳️🌈 (@KirstyWebeck) January 1, 2018
14. Girl, you are a genius!
My resolution is no resolutions. Which means I’ve already broken my resolution.
— Lindsey Lanpher (@LindseyLanpher) January 1, 2018
15. You da man!
everyone knows that resolutions start on the 2nd of January
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) January 1, 2018
16. Ain’t nobody got time for gym
So I reckon at least 50% of people who made new year resolutions for 2018 have already broken them. Guess I'll start gym next year
— Moinul (@Moinul123) January 1, 2018
17. Yeah, don’t be stupid
If you've already broken your New Year's resolution, you are my kinfolk. Also, don't wait until next year to try again because that's stupid.
— Lindsay Gibbs (@linzsports) January 1, 2018
18. Now that may actually work!
Happy New Year Everyone! How bout this: instead of New Year Resolutions, lets just set regular goals for ourselves. If you don’t call it a resolution, it might not be broken😂what’s my goal? I’m gonna head back to the gym!🏋🏻♀️🧘🏼♀️🏊🏻♀️#2018 #newyear #letsdothis
— Erica Renee Ables (@styleschic101) January 1, 2018
19. That escalated quickly
New year’s resolution for me-see them all broke, in jail, and miserable!
— Suzie Thompson (@SuzieThompson57) January 8, 2018
20. LOL LOL LOL
I actually broke my "new year resolution" a few times already lol
— Anne (@vnbebita) January 8, 2018
21. Shoes are bae
it was only a week into the new year and i broke my new year resolution and bought myself some shoes😂 i guess we’ll try again next year🤪
— KŁEE (@lowkey_klee) January 8, 2018
So did you guys make any New Year, new me, resolutions or are you of the school of thought that resolutions are meant to be broken?
Perhaps we should all listen to that guy above who said FO to resolutions and hello to goals!