Now that you’re in college, living the #AndeSeBahar life, it’s time to get some girls. What to do? Let’s use Tinder! There are lots of girls on Tinder!

You set up your profile and…

Swipe. Swipe. Swipe…

12 hours later…

It’s a Match!

Tinder dating can be a bit awkward. It’s difficult to get a match in the first place, that when you do, you’re at a loss as to what to say to that person. Eventually, you would like to at least manage to get the conversation off of Tinder and onto Facebook. We all know you want to look at more pictures of your Tinder match.

But you won’t get it done like this:

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Here are some tips to continue the flirting on Facebook!

The average person sends boring messages. “hey!” “What’s up?” “Wan fuq?” Don’t be that guy. He’s stupid and he never gets girls. He will die alone as he should. The first message is very important. You never get a chance to send a second first message.

Patience, my friend: No matter how desperate or tharki you are at that moment, don’t ever show you’re desperate to get physical with the girl on Tinder when she doesn’t show interest. No one likes a creep. Take time to get to know her and ask about the things that matter to her. Make sure you show interest in her and don’t only think about what you want. Do that and you’ll be the the king of Tinder!

Puppies are a good way to win a woman’s heart. You may laugh at this, but it works. A dog in your picture will grab a girls attention. Even if they are not interested in you, they will want to play with the dog. This gives you a way in.

Don’t have a dog? Take a picture with a friend’s dog, or a street dog, any dog, really.

Another important message I have to give you: NEVER make the mistake of typin lyk dis n dnt b lzy 2 ryt full wrds. This was okay when you were in school, but you are now Ande Se Bahar.

Actually even school girls probably don’t like this habit.

Present yourself well: The overall goal of Tinder is to sell your life to a woman. That’s what you’re doing. You have to convince her that you would be fun to chill with. It’s not really even you that women are looking at, at least not at first. It’s how you portray your life. If your life looks like fun, someone will want to join and be part of your fun life. This is why most social media posts look like this.

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Just follow this simple advice and you can move your Tinder flirting to Facebook, and if not a girlfriend. You will have some nice profiles to look at!

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Akhil was raised by movies, television, and the internet. A never-ending source of absolutely useless information. He would tell you more, but he was distracted by something shiny

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