The idea of a public make out session with your lover can be thrilling, and now that you are in college you will have a chance to. But unfortunately, there are a few things you need to look out for if you want to have some public private time with your sweetheart.


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If a chakka catches you and your girlfriend making out, you are going to have a bad time. Before you know it, you will have a bunch of them on you asking for money.

“Bhagvan ki dua hai, de do. Tum dono ki shaadi ho jayegi.”

So if you are having a make out session and you see them coming, there is only one thing to do.

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Sanskaari Aunties and Uncles

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We’re sure you are familiar that this particular species from our country! Your business is not your business, all of their business. If they catch you making out, they will stare at you like they are about to do Aarti then and there.

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If this happens, chill maro. Just ignore and take it as a fun and crazy story to tell your friends later.

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It’s sad, but you can get away with pissing on the street in our country, but not kissing on the street. If a cop catches you, they will threaten you with a public indecency arrest. But don’t worry too much. Once they realize you are a college student and they cannot get money out of you, they will probably let you go. Kal pakad lijiyega, aaj Jane do.

Sir, zor Se potty aa rahi hai. Jaane do.

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And get out of there!

Your Parents

I don’t really think that I need to explain this one.

If you still want to make out in public, check out our article with places to do it!

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Akhil was raised by movies, television, and the internet. A never-ending source of absolutely useless information. He would tell you more, but he was distracted by something shiny