Dear Reader,

Since we here at DopeWope pride ourselves in asking the important, hard-hitting questions.

Today I would like to put one such question to you.

What would you do if you were suffering from abdominal pain and constipation for two whole days?

Most would visit a doctor, but one 50-year-old man in China decided to try home remedies – he shoved a huge brinjal up his anus.

There’s no evidence to suggest brinjals have ever served as a constipation remedy of this kind. Baingans are for eating, not for banging.

I’m sure I don’t need to tell you that this solution did not work so well.

Once the constipated man had managed to get the 30 cm long vegetable up inside his rectum and beyond, he began to experience further pain and discomfort.

Two days of nausea and vomiting followed before the manĀ decided to do the sensible thing and go to the hospital.

Upon arrival, doctors conducted an X-ray to see what was wrong

What they discovered was genuinely shocking:

Not only had the man managed to push an brinjal all the way up his butt, but he had pushed it so far the vegetable had begun to damage one of his lungs.

As a result, the man was forced to go into surgery, as doctors attempted to remove the vegetable from his anus.

I wonder about that doctor who removed a brinjal from a man’s ass. Imagine him going home and telling his wife about his day.

The surgery was successful, with the man now recovering from his week of pain.

Maybe next time he’ll try Dulcolax instead.

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Akhil was raised by movies, television, and the internet. A never-ending source of absolutely useless information. He would tell you more, but he was distracted by something shiny

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