The Carpets Are Covered In Dog Poop
Hugh Hefner Reportedly Used The Bunnies’ Allowance To Control Them
Bunnies Are Required To Engage In Group Sex With Hugh Hefner
No Protection Is Used During Group Sex Sessions
Bunnies May Have Been Drugged
Plastic surgery was on the house.
Be ready for anytime
Hef keeps baby oil, Kleenex tissues and Vaseline in every room of the house because when you’re always having sex there’s no time to go looking for lubricant and tissues.