In college you might find that the teachers are not anything like the teachers that you had in school. The teachers are smarter, more knowledgeable. Also, hotter. Yes, hotter. Don’t be embarrassed. We’ve all been down that road before. You might find that you have the hots for one of your professors.

Relax, it’s only natural! So you can enjoy your crush!

Here are some things you might do if you have a crush on a teacher. Just be cool, don’t go leaving them notes that say “To Sir/Ma’am with Love” and all:

1. Answer all their questions first

When you have a crush on your professor, you might find yourself suddenly turning into Hermione Granger. As soon as the teacher asks a question, your hand shoots into the air like a rocket. You get that happy feeling when you answer the question and they smile at you.

In your heart, not your pants. Don’t be sick, bro.

2. Sit at the Front of the Class

You fight other students as if you guys are trying to board a Virar local train to sit on one of the front benches in the classroom so that you can get a better view of your favourite teacher.

3. Laugh at their jokes

They might make a silly joke you might expect to hear from your mom or dad, but you nearly fall out of your seat laughing as if it’s the funniest joke you’ve heard. Teachers like to use humour to keep student’s attention. But they are still teachers, not All India Bakchod. If you find yourself laughing a lot at their jokes, you might seriously have the hots for the professor.

4.Try to get their mobile number

You might use the excuse that you need their help, or are having difficulty understanding the subject to get their phone number and some personal attention from the hot professor!

5. Find excuses to meet them after the lecture

You show up in the staff room after lectures making eyes at them like:

6. Do well in the exams

We all know that exams are a painful hellish punishment designed to torture innocent students, but you get top marks. Anything to impress your favourite teacher!

7. Act cool in front of them

You act cool in front of the hot professor so they think you’re more mature than the rest of the students in the class.

8. Make eyes at them in the lecture

9.You get excited when they look at you

10. Give them rose on college Rose Day

This is a brave move. Be a badass and pull this one off, it will be really impressive.

11. Get very sad when their classes are over

Stay tuned to DopeWope for more #AndeSeBahar college gyaan!

Akhil was raised by movies, television, and the internet. A never-ending source of absolutely useless information. He would tell you more, but he was distracted by something shiny

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