There is no dearth of funny people on Twitter but we bring to you a consulting duo whose day job includes corporate team building exercises and night job revolves around food and food experiences – quite the deviation we feel.

Their Twitter bio says they ‘tell it like it is’ and if you feel you haven’t had your share of wit and humour today, we have the perfect fix for you. Read on!

1.     Chinkie tu bahut change ho gayi hai re

2.     Here’s to cutting nails because that’s all you do in a parlour

3.     Whoever said opening a food court was hard didn’t know these steps

4.     Ooo burn

5.     The mother of sarcasm

6.     So done!

7.     You don’t say

8.     Isspiderman, isspiderman

9.     You’d think we couldn’t get more ridiculous than this

10.  Another one on Tripura

11.  Hate speech – the new way to talk

12.  Yikes!

13.  Sahi baat hai

14.  What’s your poison?

15.  Eating right

16.  This perfectly reasonable theory

17.  I want it all!

18.  Apparently rapes are bullshit

19.  Mera Bharat Mahan?

20.  That head has more uses you know

21.  Learn Pinglish now

22.  Do the cobra

23.  Saying it like it is

24.  THIS!

25.  How to make headlines 101

26.  This perfectly reasonable response

27.   How not to be anti-national

28.  Not sure if this is politics or nursery

29.  Hahahahahaha

30.  *Round of Applause*

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Suchita is a writer by day, reader by night and a problem solver and creator in-between. She loves to gossip and feel superior in her head. Her biggest achievement has been a comment on her blog that said she has a wicked sense of humour.