The shower is not simply a place for singing into a shampoo bottle microphone. Under the running water, separated from our computers and cellphones, for a few minutes, we are free to contemplate the meaning of life, and have epiphanies both grand and mundane. These epiphanies have come to be known by the internet as “Shower Thoughts”

Reddit has an entire Shower Thoughts subreddit dedicated to “the miniature epiphanies you have that highlight the oddities within the familiar.” In honor of those weird, wonderful and sometimes profound musings.

Here are 25 of the best ones put together for your enjoyment!

25. Catching an animal, tagging it, then releasing it back into the wild is probably their equivalent of alien abductions.

24. Falling down is the same as being hit by a planet.

23. Maybe dogs really don’t like to chase balls. Maybe they just don’t like to lose stuff.

22. Let’s all take a moment and thank biology that our internal organs don’t itch.

21. Dehydration is a type of drinking problem.

20. Finding a grey hair is the human equivalent of finding a dead pixel

19. There are 7.5 billion different versions of today

18. Let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that spiders do not have wings.

17. Having bodyguards is basically acknowledging that some human lives are less valuable than yours

16. Infinity War is this generation’s Empire Strikes Back.

15. The alphabet could be in any order

14. The Game of Thrones community is literally waiting on an old fat guy to release his Winds

13. Feels like we are living the plot of, “The Social Network 2.”

12. Only reason why perfect AI doesn’t exist is human error.

11. If you step on someones foot, they open their mouth…just like a garbage bin.

10. You are officially a Marvel fan when your AutoCorrect stops changing “Thanos” to “Thanks”.

9. Kids swear if they are not around adults, and adults swear if they are not around kids

8. If Google shuts down, the entire world will be in chaos.

7. The day we’ll feel really old is the day where they make a documentary about memes

6. Alexa would probably be pretty frustrating to use if you lived with someone named Alexa.

5. Without the voice in your head, you wouldn’t be able to read this.

4. A CEO is technically a dead end job

3. Nobility is smelling your best friends fart but pretending to ignore it

2. “Life is short” though it’s the longest thing we experience.

1. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

 

Akhil was raised by movies, television, and the internet. A never-ending source of absolutely useless information. He would tell you more, but he was distracted by something shiny

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